Lazer Cow

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Lazer Cow is a cow imbued with magical power. This allows him to shoot lazers out of his eyes. Lazer Cow is strong and pretty fast, but he lacks in actual experience and intelligence. His lazers are able to shoot through someone or just knock them out.

Abilities

Lazer Cow has a fairly limited set of abilities that can make it easy for people to counter Lazer Cow. Lazer Cow uses only projectile based abilities, which can make it hard for him to attack enemies up close. The lazers have a range of around 250 feet before dissolving. The lazers can be concussive and only knock enemies unconscious, or they can be lethal and kill the enemies. Some opponents can tank the lethal lazers and defeat Lazer Cow.

Lazers

Lazer Cow is able to shoot lazers from his eyes as his main form of attack. He uses this on enemies that are up close and even far away. He can shoot multiple types of lazers. Lazer Cow can shoot stunning lazers, which knock whoever they hit unconscious. The stunning lazers also deal incredible damage to enemies defenses. Lazer Cow can also shoot killing lazers, which will deal massive damage. Enemies can be survived, but they deal incredible damage.

Appearance

Lazer Cow is a 2,800 pound Artworldian Milk Cow with the standard white fur with black spots. Lazer Cow is 9 feet long and 5 feet tall. Lazer Cow also has a pair of sunglasses on his head to protect his more sensitive eyes from the lazers he fires.

Early Life (1974)

Lazer Cow was born May 6, 1974 at a factory farm in northern Darish as a food cow to be killed and eaten. Lazer Cow's parents were taken to the slaughter house and killed 3 months after Lazer Cow was born. Lazer Cow was taken to the slaughter house to be killed, but he was able to escape. He ventured across Darish and met Wise Old Man. Lazer Cow decided to stay with Wise Old Man and wanted to live a peaceful life.

Adult Life (1991)

After 15 years of living with Wise Old Man, Lazer Cow was called by the Special Path to go and protect it from any intruders. Lazer Cow lived by the Special Path for 2 years, keeping guard of it against intruders and living off of the grass surrounding the Special Path.

What the Hell (1993)

Lazer Cow encountered Bluud and Ninja Man at the entrance of the Special Path. Lazer Cow shot Ninja Man with a stun lazer, knocking him unconscious. Lazer Cow shot Bluud with a stun lazer as well and knocked him unconscious. After the battle, Lazer Cow left and went to talk to Wise Old Man. Wise Old Man told Lazer Cow that Bluud and Ninja Man had the Special Path Manual. Lazer Cow decided to leave them by the Special Path and went to see Wise Old Man. A few weeks later, while Lazer Cow roamed the Forest, Lazer Cow saw Bluud and Ninja Man fighting The Orb. Lazer Cow decided to join the fight and shot a killing lazer at The Orb. The Orb was able to tank the lazer and turned to look at Lazer Cow. The Orb used his orb and sent it right under Lazer Cow. The Orb then made his orb explode, killing Lazer Cow almost instantly.

Death (1993)

Lazer Cow was killed by The Orb using his orb to blow up Lazer Cow. Lazer Cow tried to shoot The Orb with a killing lazer, but Lazer Cow didn't know that The Orb could tank the killing lazer and was taken off guard.